You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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