i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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