fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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