I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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