You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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