This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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