I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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