My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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