i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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