I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
do nipples grow back?
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