The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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