when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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