Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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