3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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