Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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