His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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