I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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