Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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