he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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