Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
