Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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