I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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