Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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