He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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