Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
worst night to have a conscience
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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