Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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