yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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