is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize