So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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