I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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