Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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