Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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