is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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