I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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