you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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