hotel room ftw
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
do herpes really smell.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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