i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
