Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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