coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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