No awkward lesbian experiences without me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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