Michael Bay diarrhea
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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