Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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