I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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