Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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