She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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