We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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