id be glad to
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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