my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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