i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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