So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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