They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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