And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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