everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Im part way to drunk.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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