Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I want to be your penis for a week.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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