If i come over, it means nothing
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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